Outtake from Baby Bjornstrand
bjornstrand, my love.
my dinner guest (Trevor the Fat Balcony Possum) loved this!
"I’m reading a classic piece of fantasy literature about a mercenary company in a sorcery world. I’m actually the treasurer of the Gay Geeks of New York club. Hey! Could you promote our trivia night? It’s tonight at Rock Bar at 7 PM. There’s all kinds of geek trivia: fantasy, gaming, anime, animation, sci-fi, stuff like that. Wait until I tell our PR Director about this. I’m gonna rub his nose in it. It’s gonna be awesome."
For sure he’s reading this.
a medieval astrologer
denoted intestinal and cranial distress
a servant who who did his duty only lazily except when within sight of his master
he’s really a lady, but just won’t commit (behavior of a fribbler was called fribbledom)
a medieval version of an epidural, except cheese
a gin blossom
A medical device, a hair net filled with herbs for curing headaches and insomnia
an incorrect opinion that someone clung to
a surgeon who specialized in curing pox or the clap
animal intestines and internal organs, which were eaten by peasants in a dish called garbage pye
attorneys were willing to quibble over insignificant legal points … or use unethical practices in order to win a case
a sweetheart (from the phrase “pig’s eye”)
a bald head, which apparently resembled peeled garlic
how’d we let MUMPSIMUS go